Politics and ting...... (serious blog warning)

Right then....... Where do I start with this one?......

I live in the UK. Out current prime minister has announced a snap election. There are three reasons why this has been done and in my opinion they are three really good reasons to tell Theresa May to fuck off.

Just a bit of a sidestep to clarify, I have no strong feelings either way and have nothing against May.

This election has been called and the way I see it there are three strong reasons why it has been called at this point in time......


* People keep saying she is not (and rightly so) our elected leader.

* She and her advisers are very aware that all other parties are, at the moment, an unbridled shower or cluster fucks and they couldn't put forwards a viable fight because most of the opposition are busy fighting each other or are simply not able to propose a plausible alternative.

* Theresa and her advisers do not want the responsibility or weight on their shoulders that will pushed on them with the forthcoming exit from Europe.


Now maybe I am a complete arsehole and when I say maybe I'll let my junior/apprentice at work answer that, but I don't think any of those points are a good enough reason to hit the default and allow her to continue in her current position. On that note though, and touched on in my points, there is no other party that could realistically give a valid reason as to why they should run the country. Now then, don't get me wrong, I don't have a huge issue with May continuing with this job however I don't feel it's right to allow someone to continue in a job just because there is no better choice. On the other hand, the general public have shown a few times in the last year that we are fucking terrible when it comes to voting for the best end result. Brexit the country did NOT vote to leave the European Union. The country voted for a change and took the most extreme possible option. The only time in my opinion that the public has voted and it hasn't been a knee jerk reaction was Scottish independence. I'm glad we are still unified but Brexit has just given more ammo to force the final step of England being an island of solitude.

I think the only party that will benefit from this election is UKIP. They really are the only party to have triumphed in any of the last votes be it Brexit or general. Do we want UKIP running the country? Do we fuck!! I don't think people actually put any thought into what life would be like it UKIP were making the choices about our lives.

Labour? Again, no. If people put the effort in and look at history they will tend to see that the cost of living goes up at a sharper angle when they are in charge plus if you factor in that the party cant even run itself at the moment let alone run the country.

Conservatives? Simply by default they will win. I would put money on this. The will only win because other options are much much shitter.

SNP? Don't be fucking silly

Lib Dem? Would you seriously vote for a party that has the weakest stand of anyone else? Do people ever actually question what they stand for? In my opinion they should, as the name suggests, be the best option. The party that acts on the majorities wants and needs. Nobody will really vote for them. They have as far as I can see never been a realistic vote.

The green party? I'll vote for them right after the SNP

Plaid Cymru? Who?

Northen Ireland Party? If this is the best name they could think of then I think we're fucked if they get in.


I'm willing to beg you all. Rather than voting for the default as hundreds of thousands will please please please spend at least twenty minutes reading up on each party and what has happened in history when each of them has had any power. Remember history will always repeat itself. A leopard will never change it's spots and many other shity little phrases.

Think before you vote. Vote for what's best for your future. DO NOT vote for what seems to be the easiest option.

Please think

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Easter (Jesus was in a crack den)

Right then...... Easter......... Good Friday........ Knock one off Monday (It's just a bank holiday but you have to find something to do with your day off)

Once upon a time there was this group of probably men sitting round and thought they would write what can only be regarded as one of the most successful stories of all time, it's even more successful that Lord of the rings and those films are about 87.3 hours long!!!

 There's some bloke. His mum was a bit of a shit talker, "Of course I haven't been riding anyone else Joseph bae" and his dad was a massive mug "Course you ain't been wiv anyone else lover and we haven't had sex but you're pregnant. Were you wearing my pants again?"..........

A quick side note, isn't it fairly bad for the baby if a pregnant woman rides a donkey bare back *snigger* over shitty mountain paths? I don't think there were any finished roads back then.

..........anyway, I digress. Pretty soon after Mary had been no doubt chasing the dragon she sees an "angel" (she must have been smacked out of her face).
 "Mary babe, tell the mug of a husband that your child is the son of god"

Anyway, she rides the donkey *snigger*, he is to cheap to pay for a hotel. She squats and drops in the barn (literal shit all over the floor) and three men turn up, I think they were probably social services but they told people that they were three kings/wise men (there is nothing wise about telling everyone you are a king just so you can watch a woman give birth) and everyone is happy. Years down the line Jesus is growing up and telling people I'm the son of god so you should be peaceful when I tell you to be (if you did that at either of my schools you would get beaten up)

Eventually the army think to themselves "this guy is a fucking nutter but we cant lock him up. Let's kill him!"

They find a guy that's happy to grass him up and they put him on the cross.

It's a little known fact that when people used to get crucified the thing that would kill you was not the being nailed to the cross but you would either get disemboweled to speed things up or your lungs would collapse. If you have your arms out at a right angle for long enough (a few hours) your lungs will give in because of the form of your body, FACT, look it up!" It's along the same lines of people thinking that you suffocated whilst being hung. That's not how you die. Because of the distance you drop if snaps your neck which fucks up one of the tricks that used to be done where the person to be hung would secrete a tub into their neck so that the airway doesn't close but you then have to think about the whole issue of cutting the bloody flow off to the brain.

Anyway....... I digress......

Jesus is dead. I suspect that in those days he would just have been burned but that doesn't sound as impressive. People are told he is buried in this cave. What I think happened then is some grave robbing bastards thought it would be funny to pinch the body. They opened the cave and what a fucking surprise, he wasn't there. I think they then went off and said "YEAH HE ROSE AGAIN, ONLY WE SAW HIM BUT NOW HE HAS FUCKED OFF FOR GOOD" Basically they were lying fuck nuggets.

What we are basically celebrating at this time of year is a botched execution and grave robbing liars. Enjoy your chocolate you bastards!!

Peace and love

Enough nonsense

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The micropenis effect

Right then.......... Men........
There are a couple of people that I currently know from various dungeons and x rated hardcore pornographic expos that have spoken about men. They've said things that, in my mind, are not about real MEN but are about insecure idiots. This blog is not and I repeat NOT based directly on anyone or anything.

The sort of man that stalks a woman and finds them and enters their personal space in their life uninvited is a super special kind of idiot. I can't see one thing that makes it OK to invade someones private life without being invited. it stops at that. there is nothing else to say on it. It's simply wrong. Don't do it. If you think it's OK to do that then you are a dick!


The sort of man that controls a woman and her social life.

"Yeah but you cant go out or socialise with your friends because I have decided it's my turn to go out again this weekend despite going out every other weekend"

Seriously, what sort of supersonic cunt would do this to someone that is meant to be their partner? How much of a fuck nugget do you have to be to not only do this but not see that it is clearly a form of oppression and bullying regardless of you thinking it is or not.


The sort of man who uses the term "birds" or any other derogatory term. These men are another special kind of arsehole. These are the sort of cretins that no doubt are also very homophobic and have to speak like this because they need to get rid of any risk there might be that someone could think the love the cock.


There are many different variations of the above idiots but no matter what stage they are at be it not liking your frankly BETTER half speaking to other men or denying them as much free time as you allocate yourself, if you do any of the above then you are a cunt. Respect women for what they are. In my head there should be no cause for a male and female divide. We should, simply be two halves of one entity. A partnership. It's not about you and them. It's about us.
 Most men are dickheads and don't deserve to have any happiness in a relationship.

The only thing worse than any of the above is any male or female that hits their partner. Those people don't deserve to be written about. Those people deserve to be in prison or put to death. There is no movement from that in my eyes.

Enough nonsense!!

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